Anti-men joke 4

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly
and said, “This will make you happy tonight.”
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn’t
get back in.

Anti-men joke 3

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am
going to make you the happiest woman in the world”
The woman says, “I’ll miss you.”

Anti-men joke 2

“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack
says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey,
what do you think the neighbours would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that
I married you for your money,” she replied.

Anti-men joke

He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve
wanted to make love to you really badly. She
said – Well, you succeeded.